evil moisture+cock e.s.p. - "monsters of cock" (2000)

side a and side b.
the tracklist really only works if you have the actual record, but here you go anyway.

A001		Jungle Boogie
A002		Vibrato Canal
A003		1 R.P.M Marathon (Long Version)
A004		Are You Man Enough
A005		My Dinner With Andy
A006		Six Hours
A007		Cock P.C.P.
A008		Consumer Elephantiasis
A009		Dead Motor Drop Out
A010		Step To The Rear
A011		Cockumentary
A012		Ejaculation Nation
A013		Superdouche
A014		Buzz Masters
A015		Porator
A016		I Don't Think So - No Wait, I Do Think So
A017		Lightning Struck My Anus
A018		Bolus To The Wall
A019		Motion Lotion
A020		Pubis Clitoramic
A021		Beaten Out, But Not Flat
A022		Anal Asian
A023		Realistic Vagina
A024		A Feminist Perspective
A025		Pre-Ejac Mantra
A026		Ear Exterminator
A027		Cock Extension Super Penis
A028		Point Your Pointed Stick Someplace Else
A029		Testicle Dept.
A030		Jollies, Part 5
A031		Drink Piss Noize Muzak
A032		Flat Out, But Not Beaten
A033		Cock E.L.O.
A034		Never Mind The Bolus
A035		Latex Lick
A036		Girls Who Crave Bad Cocks
A037		Love Tube Wipe Out
A038		Muff King
A039		Rectal Insectocutioner
A040		Testicles Of The Octopus
A041		Super Soundwaves
A042		The Joy Of Masturbation
A043		Cock Calibration Meter
A044		Turbine Burger
A045		Ass Morning (Gerogerigegege)
A046		Black Hole
A047		Vodka Banjos
A048		Can You Read Lips?
A049		Nude Song
A050		Don't Get The Wrong Idea Unless It's Right
A051		Shake 'Em!
A052		Here's Your Reward
A053		Super Crack
A054		Cock Excessive Size Punisher
A055		Audio Trap
A056		Moisture Tattoo Gun Maniacs
A057		Black & Pecker
A058		P.A. Destroyer
A059		A.C. Songs Are Long And Boring
A060		4-D Dong
A061		Hairlip Serenade In Neenah Twilight
A062		Ear Raid
A063		A.F.T.P.
A064		Under A Blood Red Ass
A065		Lords Of Lactation
A066		Rear Window
A067		Adventures Of The New Beaver, Book Three
A068		Feedback Factor
A069		69 Ways To Please You
A070		Bladder Control
A071		What's Up?
A072		The Night Before Christmas (94 Mega-Medley)
A073		Free Vaginal Examination
A074		I Want You To Want It
A075		Be Gentle
A076		Double Whopper
A077		Smegma Omelet On The Menu
A078		Blame It On Rhea
A079		Moisture Of Invention
A080		Wishful Thinking
A081		Step Inside / Try And Hide
A082		Evil Cock
A083		Watermelon Torpedo War
A084		Phantom Mic Thruster
A085		Once Is More Than Enough, Twice Is Excessive
A086		Theme From N.O.I.S.E.
A087		Public Image
A088		A.C.M.E. Dynamite Song #2098
A089		Larynjectomy Is Not A Tragedy
A090		Cockfight (Round 8)
A091		Universal Hiss
A092		Cascading Schlongs
A093		Fanny Rammer
A094		The Most Electrifying Band In Noise Entertainment
A095		Cock Extended 12-Inch Remix
A096		This Is Only Moisture
A097		Cheap Fuzz Trick
A098		So Many Fluids, So Little Time
A099		It's Not Evil If You Enjoy It
A100		Shoot Your Wad On That Noise CD
A101		Pink Nylon Tractor
A102		Vacuum Core
A103		We've Got The Goods
A104		The Sappho's Boudoir
A105		With All Our Love
A106		Never Forget Deaf
A107		Blipvert For A Burnt Squid
A108		We Wish We Had That Powder
A109		Colostomy Hole Surfers
A110		Erection Connection
A111		1/4 Inch Eel To Eel Ape Decoder
A112		Double Dip
A113		Breast Implosion
A114		Split Hemisphere Aerobics
A115		Poke Around
A116		RRRectum
A117		Hiss Dictator
A118		Master Of The Forced Entry
A119		Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat?
A120		Anvil Action
A121		G-Clamp Castration
A122		Mandibular Serration Unit
A123		Motor Mollusc
A124		Rod Rule
A125		Lucky You, Lucky Lucky You
A126		Cock P.M.S.
A127		Beastiality Romance Novel
A128		Tammy Wrestles Cindy But Paul Wins
A129		Sperm Pump Repair
A130		Limited Edition Penis
A131		Ear Drum = Hymen
A132		Gob Of Fuzz
A133		Dial 1-900-C.E.S.P.
A134		How Many Noise Artists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
A135		Power Tool Hot Pants
A136		Cock Killer
A137		Home Sex Is Killing Pornography
A138		Snuff Noise
A139		Supreme Emperor Of Hum
A140		Melted Meat Metal Muthas
A141		We've Got The Ideas
A142		Kentucky Fried Cock
A143		Moisture In Tight Trousers
A144		Dylan's Lisarrator Accident
A145		Clown Sex Dream
A146		Geisha Girl Love Orgy 1975
A147		Suck Of The Century, Muff Of The Milennium
A148		Cock Catharsis
A149		Various Art Tits
A150		Do The Mikawa
A151		Noise Portrait Of Large Nipples (Dedicated To Val D'Orito)
A152		Fuckin' Andrew
A153		Violent Amp Attack '69
A154		I Should've Groaned Better
A155		Transatlantic Tickler
A156		Fee Fi Fo Fuck
A157		Shitmaster
A158		Birth / Death Of Noise Music, Rebirth Of Fool
A159		Liquidiser Joke #85
A160		Airhose Anemone
A161		Armpit Lover
A162		Journey To The Center Of Hiss
A163		Balls To The Ceiling
B001		Lipburger Guitar Fur
B002		Nipple Party 1985
B003		Ranch Of The Nymphomaniac Girls
B004		King Of Electronix
B005		Swingin' Sabre (Remix #666666661)
B006		Face Sitting Dance Mix (Face Sitting Dance Mix)
B007		Free To Pee (On Me)
B008		Ferret Chow Mein
B009		Saliva Mics
B010		Daddy's Revenge
B011		Ballbreaking Lunch Experience
B012		Pajama Party
B013		Sexist But Cute
B014		Jizz For The Taste Of It
B015		Don't Knock The Cock
B016		Four On The Floor
B017		Oriental Love Dolls Are Calling Me
B018		Stolen Ear Plugs
B019		Butt Plug's Big Day
B020		Expensive Moisture
B021		I Really Want To Hurt You
B022		Hammeroid Cream
B023		Think Before You Ask, OK?
B024		Painful Rectal Itch
B025		Come Again?
B026		My Love Will Tear You Apart
B027		Evil Andy Touched Them
B028		Music To Wash Gorillas By
B029		Barry's White Ass
B030		Rocket Crash In Mouth
B031		Emilamp Toss
B032		Skyway Lounge Theme
B033		My House Is On Fire
B034		Moisture Man
B035		Robin Makes The Boys Wonder
B036		Scrapatak
B037		Frosting The Face
B038		Accidental Ass Attack
B039		Ear Sex
B040		My Dick Is On Your Lunchbox
B041		Will You Respect Me Tomorrow?
B042		Don't Worry, Be Horny
B043		Why Don't You Bend Over?
B044		Paul's Problem Has Been Solved
B045		Dream Beaver
B046		How Tall Are You?
B047		I'll Treat You Right
B048		Blow Job Denial
B049		Body Oil Performance
B050		I Wanna Buy Your Panties
B051		Date With Destiny, And Me
B052		Ramirez Stress Deflator (Or Is That Inflator?)
B053		Come Near The Rear / Nothing To Fear
B054		Stripper At My Family Reunion
B055		I Forgot My Cock!
B056		219% Chance Of Golden Showers
B057		Mary Tied Up Moore
B058		Motor Pants Moisture Release
B059		Projectile Donut Campaign
B060		Monster Ears And Monkey Tits
B061		Big Round Mound Of Sound
B062		Silly Silicone
B063		Full Blast (Up The Ass)
B064		Headphone Suicide
B065		Gruesome Twosome
B066		Fly Swatting Sound Effect #4532
B067		Noise Balloons
B068		Rice Guitar Fart Nasality
B069		Bag Slappin'
B070		Female Road Show
B071		You're Giving Me A Complex
B072		Live Like A Pervert, Die Like A King
B073		Humble Noise Offering #-0004.237
B074		Increase The Yeast
B075		We've Played The Knitting Factory, How About You?
B076		My Favorite Rear
B077		Yes, Dear
B078		All My Very Best Inches
B079		Noise Biathlon
B080		Lap My Lap, Slap My Sack
B081		Noise Warp
B082		Smells Like Teen Pregnancy
B083		Toaster Emancipation / Twilight
B084		Noise Groupies (Oh, Where Can They Be?)
B085		Boob Tube Burst Lube
B086		Ironhair Beach Ball
B087		Shoot-Out, Clean-Up
B088		Alarm Clock Abuse
B089		Russ Meyer Breast Command
B090		Hiss Manifesto (0.2 Second Remix)
B091		Don't Get So Worked Up Over Nothing
B092		Anal Adventures
B093		Hard-On Hard-To-Get
B094		Clipping Toe Nail Intro
B095		Play With It
B096		Ass Worship Theme
B097		Sodomy Song #38
B098		Let Me Wipe
B099		Donkey Show Girl
B100		I Touch Myself... Often
B101		Tonight's The Night
B102		Pinky
B103		Leather Pit Gel
B104		The Way We Were, The Way We Will Be, The Way I Want It
B105		U.S. Savings Bondage
B106		Creamy Cucumber
B107		Shit Pulp (In My Hands)
B108		Rewarding Contact
B109		The Kind Of Man Your Mother Warned You About
B110		Pot Stainer
B111		Get Off Moist Andy
B112		Special Request
B113		Rooster Boy
B114		Moving Violation
B115		Video Sale
B116		Can't Stop The Loving, And Believe Me I've Tried!
B117		Hold On, I'm Comin'
B118		Country Line
B119		Open The Applegate
B120		Brown Sugar Excitement / False Alarm
B121		Service Station
B122		Private Penis / Public Pussy
B123		Fuck Instructor
B124		Cockstock 1994
B125		Give Me Back My Orgasm
B126		Learn The Hard Way
B127		Tit Tan
B128		Steakhouse Swimwear
B129		Oversized Filthy Mind
B130		Up All Night
B131		Evil Moisture Breathalizer
B132		Sexual Tune-Up
B133		Adjustable Beer Girl
B134		One-Stop Cock
B135		Sex Tip For Parents
B136		Love Hurts
B137		Bit By Flying Ass
B138		Guaranteed Cock Comedy
B139		Minneapolis Cock Convention
B140		Dishwater Dick Drama
B141		Maltan Muff Maul Manouever
B142		Handy Man
B143		Adult Landfill
B144		Mannequin Muff
B145		Wet Nurses
B146		Perky Pet
B147		Traditional Colon
B148		Organ Mover
B149		Drive-In Rack
B150		Rodeo Rope Girl
B151		Evil Cock Same Day Service
B152		Unsurpassed Chinese Intercourse
B153		Bed-Wetting Women
B154		Rubber Roommate Referral
B154		Digital Sausage Demonstration
B156		Fondling Expert
B157		Illuminated Breasts
B158		You Waited Six Years For This Record, Aren't You Disappointed?
B159		Sperm Soda
B160		Tokyo Sperm Bath
B161		Affordable Student
B162		Moisture Pride
B163		Bachelorette Party
B164		Handle With Care
B165		Sex Fax
B166		Fist Avenue
B167		Dangling Diaphragm
B168		Throw It In The Cow Fistula
B169		You Suck (And That's A Good Thing)
B170		Thanks For The Free Stuff
B171		Stupid Is As Stupid Does
B172		#669
B173		Me Vs. You = Us
B174		Laid In Advance
B175		You Put Your Money Into Us And You Lost Your Ass
B176		Your Girlfriend Looks Better (When I'm Drunk)
B177		I Was Outbid At The Oxygen Auction
B178		Freedom From Freedom
B179		Sweet Homo Alabama
B180		Did I Say "We"? I Meant "Oui"!
B181		Bigger Than The Boys
B182		At Least I Don't Live In Milwaukee
B183		Lesbian Secrets (Radio Edit)
B184		Moisture On Parade
B185		Cock Pride (100%)
B186		Not Just Moist, Warm As Well
B187		No One Buys Noise Records Anymore
B188		Where Have You Been All My Life?
B189		Pornographic Technologies
B190		Interesting Cosmetics
B191		Noise Is War, And We Are Losing
B192		Brief Example Of Squelching
B193		Give It Back If You Don't Want It
B194		Dorm Room Dilemma
B195		Lacrosse Dressing
B196		Avant-Garde Experimental Composition #2 (Extract)
B197		Turned Around 360 Degrees
B198		Ambient Noise Is Killing All My Friends
B199		Tour Cancellation Party
B200		Spanks For The Memories (Gabber Mix)
B201		Come On Over, Cum All Over
B202		Cum As You Are
B203		Bound Coeds Newsletter
B204		San Diego Calling
B205		It's Not Enough
B206		Small Penis Avenue
B207		Noise Blast #446
B208		Well Worth The Wait
B209		Don't Apologize, I Enjoyed It
B210		Year Of The Cock
B211		Working In College Radio Is A Good Way To Meet Women
B212		Evil Mustard
B213		Hipster Doofus Revival
B214		Why Is Gus So Lucky?
B215		Ready To Rock, Somewhat Prepared To Roll
B216		Hello Stranger
B217		Final Touch
B218		It's Over, Forget It