Saturday, October 31, 2009

evil moisture+cock e.s.p. - "monsters of cock" (2000)


side a and side b.
the tracklist really only works if you have the actual record, but here you go anyway.
A001
Jungle Boogie

A002
Vibrato Canal

A003
1 R.P.M Marathon (Long Version)

A004
Are You Man Enough

A005
My Dinner With Andy

A006
Six Hours

A007
Cock P.C.P.

A008
Consumer Elephantiasis

A009
Dead Motor Drop Out

A010
Step To The Rear

A011
Cockumentary

A012
Ejaculation Nation

A013
Superdouche

A014
Buzz Masters

A015
Porator

A016
I Don't Think So - No Wait, I Do Think So

A017
Lightning Struck My Anus

A018
Bolus To The Wall

A019
Motion Lotion

A020
Pubis Clitoramic

A021
Beaten Out, But Not Flat

A022
Anal Asian

A023
Realistic Vagina

A024
A Feminist Perspective

A025
Pre-Ejac Mantra

A026
Ear Exterminator

A027
Cock Extension Super Penis

A028
Point Your Pointed Stick Someplace Else

A029
Testicle Dept.

A030
Jollies, Part 5

A031
Drink Piss Noize Muzak

A032
Flat Out, But Not Beaten

A033
Cock E.L.O.

A034
Never Mind The Bolus

A035
Latex Lick

A036
Girls Who Crave Bad Cocks

A037
Love Tube Wipe Out

A038
Muff King

A039
Rectal Insectocutioner

A040
Testicles Of The Octopus

A041
Super Soundwaves

A042
The Joy Of Masturbation

A043
Cock Calibration Meter

A044
Turbine Burger

A045
Ass Morning (Gerogerigegege)

A046
Black Hole

A047
Vodka Banjos

A048
Can You Read Lips?

A049
Nude Song

A050
Don't Get The Wrong Idea Unless It's Right

A051
Shake 'Em!

A052
Here's Your Reward

A053
Super Crack

A054
Cock Excessive Size Punisher

A055
Audio Trap

A056
Moisture Tattoo Gun Maniacs

A057
Black & Pecker

A058
P.A. Destroyer

A059
A.C. Songs Are Long And Boring

A060
4-D Dong

A061
Hairlip Serenade In Neenah Twilight

A062
Ear Raid

A063
A.F.T.P.

A064
Under A Blood Red Ass

A065
Lords Of Lactation

A066
Rear Window

A067
Adventures Of The New Beaver, Book Three

A068
Feedback Factor

A069
69 Ways To Please You

A070
Bladder Control

A071
What's Up?

A072
The Night Before Christmas (94 Mega-Medley)

A073
Free Vaginal Examination

A074
I Want You To Want It

A075
Be Gentle

A076
Double Whopper

A077
Smegma Omelet On The Menu

A078
Blame It On Rhea

A079
Moisture Of Invention

A080
Wishful Thinking

A081
Step Inside / Try And Hide

A082
Evil Cock

A083
Watermelon Torpedo War

A084
Phantom Mic Thruster

A085
Once Is More Than Enough, Twice Is Excessive

A086
Theme From N.O.I.S.E.

A087
Public Image

A088
A.C.M.E. Dynamite Song #2098

A089
Larynjectomy Is Not A Tragedy

A090
Cockfight (Round 8)

A091
Universal Hiss

A092
Cascading Schlongs

A093
Fanny Rammer

A094
The Most Electrifying Band In Noise Entertainment

A095
Cock Extended 12-Inch Remix

A096
This Is Only Moisture

A097
Cheap Fuzz Trick

A098
So Many Fluids, So Little Time

A099
It's Not Evil If You Enjoy It

A100
Shoot Your Wad On That Noise CD

A101
Pink Nylon Tractor

A102
Vacuum Core

A103
We've Got The Goods

A104
The Sappho's Boudoir

A105
With All Our Love

A106
Never Forget Deaf

A107
Blipvert For A Burnt Squid

A108
We Wish We Had That Powder

A109
Colostomy Hole Surfers

A110
Erection Connection

A111
1/4 Inch Eel To Eel Ape Decoder

A112
Double Dip

A113
Breast Implosion

A114
Split Hemisphere Aerobics

A115
Poke Around

A116
RRRectum

A117
Hiss Dictator

A118
Master Of The Forced Entry

A119
Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat? Why Repeat?

A120
Anvil Action

A121
G-Clamp Castration

A122
Mandibular Serration Unit

A123
Motor Mollusc

A124
Rod Rule

A125
Lucky You, Lucky Lucky You

A126
Cock P.M.S.

A127
Beastiality Romance Novel

A128
Tammy Wrestles Cindy But Paul Wins

A129
Sperm Pump Repair

A130
Limited Edition Penis

A131
Ear Drum = Hymen

A132
Gob Of Fuzz

A133
Dial 1-900-C.E.S.P.

A134
How Many Noise Artists Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

A135
Power Tool Hot Pants

A136
Cock Killer

A137
Home Sex Is Killing Pornography

A138
Snuff Noise

A139
Supreme Emperor Of Hum

A140
Melted Meat Metal Muthas

A141
We've Got The Ideas

A142
Kentucky Fried Cock

A143
Moisture In Tight Trousers

A144
Dylan's Lisarrator Accident

A145
Clown Sex Dream

A146
Geisha Girl Love Orgy 1975

A147
Suck Of The Century, Muff Of The Milennium

A148
Cock Catharsis

A149
Various Art Tits

A150
Do The Mikawa

A151
Noise Portrait Of Large Nipples (Dedicated To Val D'Orito)

A152
Fuckin' Andrew

A153
Violent Amp Attack '69

A154
I Should've Groaned Better

A155
Transatlantic Tickler

A156
Fee Fi Fo Fuck

A157
Shitmaster

A158
Birth / Death Of Noise Music, Rebirth Of Fool

A159
Liquidiser Joke #85

A160
Airhose Anemone

A161
Armpit Lover

A162
Journey To The Center Of Hiss

A163
Balls To The Ceiling

B001
Lipburger Guitar Fur

B002
Nipple Party 1985

B003
Ranch Of The Nymphomaniac Girls

B004
King Of Electronix

B005
Swingin' Sabre (Remix #666666661)

B006
Face Sitting Dance Mix (Face Sitting Dance Mix)

B007
Free To Pee (On Me)

B008
Ferret Chow Mein

B009
Saliva Mics

B010
Daddy's Revenge

B011
Ballbreaking Lunch Experience

B012
Pajama Party

B013
Sexist But Cute

B014
Jizz For The Taste Of It

B015
Don't Knock The Cock

B016
Four On The Floor

B017
Oriental Love Dolls Are Calling Me

B018
Stolen Ear Plugs

B019
Butt Plug's Big Day

B020
Expensive Moisture

B021
I Really Want To Hurt You

B022
Hammeroid Cream

B023
Think Before You Ask, OK?

B024
Painful Rectal Itch

B025
Come Again?

B026
My Love Will Tear You Apart

B027
Evil Andy Touched Them

B028
Music To Wash Gorillas By

B029
Barry's White Ass

B030
Rocket Crash In Mouth

B031
Emilamp Toss

B032
Skyway Lounge Theme

B033
My House Is On Fire

B034
Moisture Man

B035
Robin Makes The Boys Wonder

B036
Scrapatak

B037
Frosting The Face

B038
Accidental Ass Attack

B039
Ear Sex

B040
My Dick Is On Your Lunchbox

B041
Will You Respect Me Tomorrow?

B042
Don't Worry, Be Horny

B043
Why Don't You Bend Over?

B044
Paul's Problem Has Been Solved

B045
Dream Beaver

B046
How Tall Are You?

B047
I'll Treat You Right

B048
Blow Job Denial

B049
Body Oil Performance

B050
I Wanna Buy Your Panties

B051
Date With Destiny, And Me

B052
Ramirez Stress Deflator (Or Is That Inflator?)

B053
Come Near The Rear / Nothing To Fear

B054
Stripper At My Family Reunion

B055
I Forgot My Cock!

B056
219% Chance Of Golden Showers

B057
Mary Tied Up Moore

B058
Motor Pants Moisture Release

B059
Projectile Donut Campaign

B060
Monster Ears And Monkey Tits

B061
Big Round Mound Of Sound

B062
Silly Silicone

B063
Full Blast (Up The Ass)

B064
Headphone Suicide

B065
Gruesome Twosome

B066
Fly Swatting Sound Effect #4532

B067
Noise Balloons

B068
Rice Guitar Fart Nasality

B069
Bag Slappin'

B070
Female Road Show

B071
You're Giving Me A Complex

B072
Live Like A Pervert, Die Like A King

B073
Humble Noise Offering #-0004.237

B074
Increase The Yeast

B075
We've Played The Knitting Factory, How About You?

B076
My Favorite Rear

B077
Yes, Dear

B078
All My Very Best Inches

B079
Noise Biathlon

B080
Lap My Lap, Slap My Sack

B081
Noise Warp

B082
Smells Like Teen Pregnancy

B083
Toaster Emancipation / Twilight

B084
Noise Groupies (Oh, Where Can They Be?)

B085
Boob Tube Burst Lube

B086
Ironhair Beach Ball

B087
Shoot-Out, Clean-Up

B088
Alarm Clock Abuse

B089
Russ Meyer Breast Command

B090
Hiss Manifesto (0.2 Second Remix)

B091
Don't Get So Worked Up Over Nothing

B092
Anal Adventures

B093
Hard-On Hard-To-Get

B094
Clipping Toe Nail Intro

B095
Play With It

B096
Ass Worship Theme

B097
Sodomy Song #38

B098
Let Me Wipe

B099
Donkey Show Girl

B100
I Touch Myself... Often

B101
Tonight's The Night

B102
Pinky

B103
Leather Pit Gel

B104
The Way We Were, The Way We Will Be, The Way I Want It

B105
U.S. Savings Bondage

B106
Creamy Cucumber

B107
Shit Pulp (In My Hands)

B108
Rewarding Contact

B109
The Kind Of Man Your Mother Warned You About

B110
Pot Stainer

B111
Get Off Moist Andy

B112
Special Request

B113
Rooster Boy

B114
Moving Violation

B115
Video Sale

B116
Can't Stop The Loving, And Believe Me I've Tried!

B117
Hold On, I'm Comin'

B118
Country Line

B119
Open The Applegate

B120
Brown Sugar Excitement / False Alarm

B121
Service Station

B122
Private Penis / Public Pussy

B123
Fuck Instructor

B124
Cockstock 1994

B125
Give Me Back My Orgasm

B126
Learn The Hard Way

B127
Tit Tan

B128
Steakhouse Swimwear

B129
Oversized Filthy Mind

B130
Up All Night

B131
Evil Moisture Breathalizer

B132
Sexual Tune-Up

B133
Adjustable Beer Girl

B134
One-Stop Cock

B135
Sex Tip For Parents

B136
Love Hurts

B137
Bit By Flying Ass

B138
Guaranteed Cock Comedy

B139
Minneapolis Cock Convention

B140
Dishwater Dick Drama

B141
Maltan Muff Maul Manouever

B142
Handy Man

B143
Adult Landfill

B144
Mannequin Muff

B145
Wet Nurses

B146
Perky Pet

B147
Traditional Colon

B148
Organ Mover

B149
Drive-In Rack

B150
Rodeo Rope Girl

B151
Evil Cock Same Day Service

B152
Unsurpassed Chinese Intercourse

B153
Bed-Wetting Women

B154
Rubber Roommate Referral

B154
Digital Sausage Demonstration

B156
Fondling Expert

B157
Illuminated Breasts

B158
You Waited Six Years For This Record, Aren't You Disappointed?

B159
Sperm Soda

B160
Tokyo Sperm Bath

B161
Affordable Student

B162
Moisture Pride

B163
Bachelorette Party

B164
Handle With Care

B165
Sex Fax

B166
Fist Avenue

B167
Dangling Diaphragm

B168
Throw It In The Cow Fistula

B169
You Suck (And That's A Good Thing)

B170
Thanks For The Free Stuff

B171
Stupid Is As Stupid Does

B172
#669

B173
Me Vs. You = Us

B174
Laid In Advance

B175
You Put Your Money Into Us And You Lost Your Ass

B176
Your Girlfriend Looks Better (When I'm Drunk)

B177
I Was Outbid At The Oxygen Auction

B178
Freedom From Freedom

B179
Sweet Homo Alabama

B180
Did I Say "We"? I Meant "Oui"!

B181
Bigger Than The Boys

B182
At Least I Don't Live In Milwaukee

B183
Lesbian Secrets (Radio Edit)

B184
Moisture On Parade

B185
Cock Pride (100%)

B186
Not Just Moist, Warm As Well

B187
No One Buys Noise Records Anymore

B188
Where Have You Been All My Life?

B189
Pornographic Technologies

B190
Interesting Cosmetics

B191
Noise Is War, And We Are Losing

B192
Brief Example Of Squelching

B193
Give It Back If You Don't Want It

B194
Dorm Room Dilemma

B195
Lacrosse Dressing

B196
Avant-Garde Experimental Composition #2 (Extract)

B197
Turned Around 360 Degrees

B198
Ambient Noise Is Killing All My Friends

B199
Tour Cancellation Party

B200
Spanks For The Memories (Gabber Mix)

B201
Come On Over, Cum All Over

B202
Cum As You Are

B203
Bound Coeds Newsletter

B204
San Diego Calling

B205
It's Not Enough

B206
Small Penis Avenue

B207
Noise Blast #446

B208
Well Worth The Wait

B209
Don't Apologize, I Enjoyed It

B210
Year Of The Cock

B211
Working In College Radio Is A Good Way To Meet Women

B212
Evil Mustard

B213
Hipster Doofus Revival

B214
Why Is Gus So Lucky?

B215
Ready To Rock, Somewhat Prepared To Roll

B216
Hello Stranger

B217
Final Touch

B218
It's Over, Forget It

2 comments:

  1. Hi,
    yikes, this is deleted! Only heard about this record today. Any chance of a re-post?
    regards,
    Chris

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  2. i was hoping for the same thing just this minute!

    ReplyDelete